If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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