remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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