My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
