I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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