But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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