And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
No subtext here. People are naked.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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