Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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