I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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