were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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