I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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