hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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