is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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