Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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