no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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