Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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