Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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