I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
The feeling are messing with the penis
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You almost got us killed.
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