Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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