do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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