yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I have post one night stand depression
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