I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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