I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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