so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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