so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
So. Much. Porn.
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