do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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