I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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