You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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