Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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