Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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