I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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