Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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