I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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