dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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