youre lurking in front of me
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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