do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
she told me i tasted like america
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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