your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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