Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Randomize
