So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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