We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
