Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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