we made out on top of his cat.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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