trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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