hell yes lets make some ravioli
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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