Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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