i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
i think i just lost a toe
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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