I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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