She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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