White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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