Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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