my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize