singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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