it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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