Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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